The Frog Prince Continued by Jon Scieszka ($15.99). Marriage to a frog turned prince croaks–and it isn’t just because of the pond breath. Girls, get him to sign the prenuptial.
The Three Little Pigs Buy the White House by Dan Piraro ($12.95). Don’t trust little piggies named Rummy, Dickey and Dubya. Tax “cuts” will blow your paycheck down.
The Princess and the Potty by Wendy Cheyette Lewison ($6.99). Off with the diapers. The time will come in every young princess’s life when she’ll need to learn how to sit on her throne.
Fractured Fairy Tales by A. J. Jacobs ($10.95). Oldskits. The lesson: if you remake a moose cartoon and leave out the witch Grizelka, you’re cursed.
