Nonstop Steve Forbes family, we feel for ya. If Stevie has to blow Dad’s loot on a vanity campaign, the least he could do is get more votes this time around. He’s Bauer plus $$$, Keyes minus the charisma.
Bauer Outage His mailing lists deserve to swell after ‘a pretty classy campaign’ (Slate magazine), and now all of America knows him. Counterbuzz: All of America knows him as that short guy who fell off a stage.
Keyes-note Speaker Campaign 2000 = complete coup for the master of the complete paragraph. The A.K.-47 is now an A-list graduation speaker. Memo to MSNBC: ‘Hardball with Alan Keyes’ better be coming soon.
Escape Hatch He was running for president? Oh. We thought he was just touring to support his new album. Take heart, Orrin: Who’d have guessed you’d outlast Liddy Dole?
