Apparently, they have a basketball zamboni.
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It’s really just a a 30-year-old golf cart with a dust mop attached to the front of it.
The thing is so old it doesn’t even have steering wheel, just that strange handle/joystick thing that terrified you as a kid as you tried not to careen off into the water hazard while your dad threw down yet another unscored drop.
This is either the work of a genius or a sad tale about a school with limited resources. I’m going with the former.
It’s like a Roomba you can crash into a mascot. Sold!
